Being Myself Suits Me Best

Hi, I'm Chris Colfer. I am officially 22. I have five fish and one cat that might as well be five for how much he eats. I have a movie and a couple of books coming out soon, and I spend what little free time I have writing and watching funny YouTube videos. I also star on this little show called Glee. Recently, I've adopted two kittens (Ms. Minerva McSassypants Stark the 8th and Simba Jon Junior) and a corgi (Chewie the Heartbreaker), three teenagers, and two adults that act like children. Brian is not pleased. Neither is my wallet.

This is a roleplay account.

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dcdarren:

You’re so fucking adorable.

Yes, yes. Now shush.

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dcdarren:

Shh.

…

Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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dcdarren:

I don’t have patience when it comes to you and your stupidly attractive everything. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

How am I supposed to have sex when all I want to do now is impersonate a sassy black woman?

#dc

dcdarren:

Now.

And you say I’m impatient.

#dc

Revenge.

#dc

Happy Birthday, Elsie<33 I love you soo freaking much my sunshine 

#pictures #the cure

dcdarren:

Nah. I just have a Chris fetish.

#dc

dcdarren:

.. That’s hot.

Someone has a caveman fetish.

#dc

dcdarren:

I didn’t hear a please, mister.

Do I have to drag you?

#dc

dcdarren:

Good to know. I was worried for a minute there.

Just get over here, you ass.

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dcdarren:

You okay, sweetie?

Peachy.

#dc

dcdarren:

Nu uh. I wouldn’t ask if I knew, Chris. Gosh.

Uh huh…

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dcdarren:

How so?

You know how.

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#pictures

dcdarren:

What did I do? I’m confused.

You’re rude.

#dc